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But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. No… but I'd like to be asked! But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore?

I'm a monster. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Across from where? Across from where?

Makes me a … scientist. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I'm generally confused most of the time. I'm partial to air conditioning.

Keep your mind limber. Hello, Dexter Morgan. I'm partial to air conditioning. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me.

Homer no function beer well without. I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.

Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children… Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. No… but I'd like to be asked! That's why you always leave a note! I hear the jury's still out on science.

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!

Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!