Whoa, this guy's straight?

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. No… but I'd like to be asked! That's why you always leave a note! I hear the jury's still out on science.

Well, what do you expect, mother? He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves. ' I've opened a door here that I regret. Steve Holt! That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.

Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right.

Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Well, what do you expect, mother? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Well, what do you expect, mother?

1. That's why you always leave a note!
2. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
3. Guy's a pro.

That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.'

Guy's a pro. That's why you always leave a note! No… but I'd like to be asked! I'm a monster. No… but I'd like to be asked!

• I'm half machine. I'm a monster.
• Not tricks, Michael, illusions.
• Guy's a pro.

I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Really? Did nothing cancel? As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.

I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. No… but I'd like to be asked!

I care deeply for nature. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Michael! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians.

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. Michael! Well, what do you expect, mother? Marry me. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right.

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. I'm afraid I just blue myself. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore?

Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Army had half a day.

Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Steve Holt! I'm a monster. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore?

There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Well, what do you expect, mother? Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.

As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I'm a monster.

There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. I've opened a door here that I regret.

Well, what do you expect, mother? Guy's a pro. Marry me. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.