Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.
Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!
No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.Thank you, steal again. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies.
You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity.
Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me! Dad didn't leave… When he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face!
Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a *New* Mexico?
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Stan Lee never left. I'm afraid his mind is no longer in mint condition.
This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie "The Never Ending Story."
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies.
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
Dad didn't leave… When he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face!
No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.
Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a *New* Mexico?
Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me! Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? Marge, just about everything's a sin. Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity. Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it. I can't go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.
Last night's "Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Thank you, steal again. Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. I was saying "Boo-urns."
Me fail English? That's unpossible. Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing?
Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you're experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… Jesus must be spinning in his grave!
Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! Get ready, skanks! It's time for the truth train! I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies. Thank you, steal again. Save me, Jeebus. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies.
Comments (3)
Publish by Freecey(03/14/2021):
Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk. I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes! Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Publish by Ryback(03/14/2021):
Thank you, steal again. What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. I'll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
Publish by Ryback(03/14/2021):
You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity. I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention!
by Freecey -
03/13/2021
