Category : Simpson (5)

Homer no function beer well without. I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.

Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children… Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!

And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children.