You all right, Dexter?

Makes me a … scientist. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I'm generally confused most of the time. I'm partial to air conditioning.

You're a killer. I catch killers. Makes me a … scientist. Like a sloth. I can do that. I'm generally confused most of the time. You look…perfect. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You?

I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals.

I'm generally confused most of the time. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo. I'm generally confused most of the time.

1. Makes me a … scientist.
2. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client.
3. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen.

I think he's got a crush on you, Dex!

I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I'm not even sure what the picture should be. I have a dark side, too. I'm really more an apartment person.

• Only you could make those words cute.
• I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me.
• Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen.

I'm really more an apartment person. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others.

I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. Hello, Dexter Morgan. You look…perfect.

You look…perfect. I'm generally confused most of the time. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized.

I'm generally confused most of the time. Makes me a … scientist. Makes me a … scientist. Cops, another community I'm not part of.

Makes me a … scientist. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I'm generally confused most of the time. I am not a killer. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.

I have a dark side, too. Makes me a … scientist. I think he's got a crush on you, Dex! I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am.

Makes me a … scientist. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? Hello, Dexter Morgan.

Cops, another community I'm not part of. Tell him time is of the essence. I have a dark side, too. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Makes me a … scientist. I have a dark side, too.

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. You look…perfect. He taught me a code. To survive. Like a sloth. I can do that. I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.

Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Makes me a … scientist. I'm partial to air conditioning. Cops, another community I'm not part of.

I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I think he's got a crush on you, Dex! I'm really more an apartment person. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals.