As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.

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As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.

Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful!

Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. Can I use the gun? No argument here. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty? Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?



Hey, guess what you're accessories to.

This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Ask her how her day was. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools.

  1. That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"?
  2. It may comfort you to know that Fry's death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.
  3. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!

Hello Morbo, how's the family?

This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"?

  • As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.
  • Your best is an idiot!
  • Daylight and everything.
Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.



Kids have names? I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense. Professor, make a woman out of me. Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?

Say what? A true inspiration for the children. Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense. But, okay! This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

With gusto. Soothe us with sweet lies. Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. Okay, I like a challenge. Then we'll go with that data file! I'll get my kit!

Belligerent and numerous. Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. I had more, but you go ahead. Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?

Leela's gonna kill me. Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault! Do a flip! And from now on you're all named Bender Jr. I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.

Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Is that a cooking show? THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN!

Belligerent and numerous. For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs! And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. Shut up and get to the point!

Actually, that's still true. You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal! You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! That's not soon enough! Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?

I love you, buddy! I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist! No argument here. You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!

I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared… In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! We're also Santa Claus!

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Publish by Ryback (03/14/2021):

With gusto. Soothe us with sweet lies. Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. Okay, I like a challenge. Then we'll go with that data file! I'll get my kit!
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