That's why you always leave a note!

No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.

I hear the jury's still out on science. Really? Did nothing cancel? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I care deeply for nature. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.

Army had half a day. I care deeply for nature. No… but I'd like to be asked! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life.

1. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer.
2. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.
3. I care deeply for nature.

Army had half a day.

Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Guy's a pro. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.'

• Guy's a pro.
• Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.
• I care deeply for nature.

As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Steve Holt! No… but I'd like to be asked! Really? Did nothing cancel? Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time!

Army had half a day. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. No… but I'd like to be asked! No… but I'd like to be asked!

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. Guy's a pro. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor.

I'm a monster. Marry me. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. Whoa, this guy's straight? I've opened a door here that I regret.

Really? Did nothing cancel? Well, what do you expect, mother? Really? Did nothing cancel? I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

Michael! Well, what do you expect, mother? Well, what do you expect, mother? That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.'

He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Not tricks, Michael, illusions.

Whoa, this guy's straight? Guy's a pro. Whoa, this guy's straight? Army had half a day. Really? Did nothing cancel?

Across from where? Marry me. I'm afraid I just blue myself. I hear the jury's still out on science.

I'm afraid I just blue myself. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I hear the jury's still out on science. I've opened a door here that I regret.

Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I care deeply for nature.