Guess again.

Now what? Noooooo! Oh sure! Blame the wizards! And I'm his friend Jesus. Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense.

Soon enough. You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Oh yeah, good luck with that. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money.

Negative, bossy meat creature!

Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! And remember, don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it!

1. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty?
2. Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing.
3. It's toe-tappingly tragic!

Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.

Professor, make a woman out of me. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged.

• Soon enough.
• You're going back for the Countess, aren't you?
• Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.

Tell them I hate them. So, how 'bout them Knicks? You mean while I'm sleeping in it? We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Who are those horrible orange men?

Daylight and everything. Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved. We're rescuing ya. Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say.

So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head.

Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. You mean while I'm sleeping in it? Soon enough. When will that be?

Fry, we have a crate to deliver. Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? I'm Santa Claus! Bender, you risked your life to save me! Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony?

No! Don't jump! Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? Actually, that's still true. You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal!

Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! Also Zoidberg. You've killed me! Oh, you've killed me! We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home. No argument here.

Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!

No. We're on the top. Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! Can we have Bender Burgers again? But I've never been to the moon! Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!

Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Actually, that's still true. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.

I wish! It's a nickel. Do a flip! You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home.