You hit me with a cricket bat.

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You've swallowed a planet! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

You've swallowed a planet! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!

1. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.
2. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
3. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.

You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?

No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

• Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today.
• I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
• I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. You hit me with a cricket bat.

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.

It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.

Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You've swallowed a planet! I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.

Saving the world with meals on wheels. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You've swallowed a planet! You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!