Saving the world with meals on wheels.

Saving the world with meals on wheels.
I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hit me with a cricket bat.
Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Saving the world with meals on wheels. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!
They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!
Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?
- No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.
- Saving the world with meals on wheels.
- No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.
I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.
Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You hit me with a cricket bat. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?
- I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
- Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!
- Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?
I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.
I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! You've swallowed a planet! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. You hit me with a cricket bat. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!
No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!
*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!
Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Saving the world with meals on wheels. You hit me with a cricket bat. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!
I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.
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